Underwear dwarfs
things go missing at my apartment. spoons, measuring cups, socks, random stuff. there is no rhyme or reason to it! what's up with that? i mean, is it like on Southpark where everybody thinks Butters is one french fry short of a Happy Meal because he says there are dwarfs that keep stealing his underwear every night? where is this stuff going? a while back, a fork was missing, but then i found it stuck between the fridge and the cabinets where the vinyl flooring is coming up. then, spoons start going missing. and not my spoons, my roommate's spoons which i honestly don't care as much about as my spoons but just that they are missing bothers me - maybe because i'm afraid mine are next or maybe it's the "C" in me (for those of you who have taken PLACE class, you'll get that). and now it's a measuring cup. not that they are expensive or anything, i just wanna know where the heck these things are going!!! is it gremlins? kitchen dwarfs? a hungry sock-eating monster in the dryer instead of under my bed? and NOBODY better say it's just me getting old or i'll REALLY lose it!(not more kitchen stuff, ha ha, i know you were thinking it!)
so i'm wondering, does anybody else seem to have this problem, too? stuff disappearing from your place? if so, what? here's some interactive blogging for everyone (good idea, Amanda, interactive blogging) - what are the top five things that seem to go missing from your house or car?
my list:
1-spoons
2-pens
3-measuring cups
4-socks
5-stamps